We present an 86-year-old man with hypertension and chronic kidney disease, presenting with 2 days of sudden-onset, fluctuating confusion. The patient was otherwise healthy before the event, being able to take care of his or her own activities of the daily living (ADLs). On exam, he was awake, poorly attentive, minimally verbal, following simple commands intermittently, disoriented, and able to write only his name. The cranial nerves and sensory-motor exams were unremarkable.